George Harrison
The Interviewer (Jimmy “The Wallasey Warbler” Climmer)

John Belushi
Ron Decline

Dan Aykroyd
Brian Thigh

Bill Murray
Bill Murray the K.

Bianca Jagger
Martini McQuickly

Gilda Radner
Mrs. Emily Pules

Gwen Taylor
Mrs. Iris Mountbatten / Chastity

Ronnie Wood
Hells Angel

Paul Simon
Self - Interviewee
Gary Weis
Photographer getting off train