Alan Carr
The Critic

John Sessions
Mr. Lore

Phyllis Logan
Mrs. Lore

Geoffrey Hutchings
Father Tom

Clarke Peters
Studio Boss

Rosie Cavaliero
Miss Rye

Ben Crompton
Parent

Llewella Gideon
Parent

Selina Cadell
Oakmoor Headmistress

Martha Howe-Douglas
Oakmoor Parent