Brian Klugman
Aaron Copeland

Nick Blaemire
Adolph Green

Mallory Portnoy
Betty Comden
Alexandra Santini
Claudio's Guest #1
Jarrod LaBine
Claudio's Guest #2

Sarah Silverman
Shirley Bernstein

Kate Eastman
Ellen Adler

William Hill
Joseph the Janitor

Valéry Lessard
Younger Actress

Renée Stork
Older Actress