Lori Alan
Diane Simmons as Imperial Newscaster (voice)

Rush Limbaugh
Himself / Red 6 (voice)

Tom Baker
The Doctor (archive footage)

Mark Hentemann
Opie as Tusken Raider (voice)

Phil LaMarr
Ollie Williams as Imperial Meteorologist / Redd Fox (voice)

John Viener
TV Announcer / Black Guard / Spaceguard #1 / White Guard #1 / Vader Guard #2 / Sean Connery (voice)

Leslie Nielsen
Dr. Rumack (archive voice)

Patrick Warburton
Joe Swanson as Biggs Darklighter (voice)

John G. Brennan
Mort Goldman as Jawa (as Johnny Brennan)

Steve Callaghan
Rebel Soldier (voice)

Chevy Chase
Clark Griswold (voice)