7.1·1993·2 Seasons
“Two Stupid Dogs” follows the lives of two dogs: the overly excited Little Dog (the dachshund) and easy-paced Big Dog (the sheepdog). These crazy canines don't know how to fit in the world, and they definitely don't have any know-how. They often find themselves in commonplace situations (going to the drive-in, walking through the mall, working on the farm), some not so common situations (stuck on a space shuttle, a contestant on a game show, getting mistaken for the prime minister) and even in some familiar situations (little red riding hood, Noah's ark, and Hanzel and Gretel). But no matter the situation, their stupidity usually leads them to calamitous results.
Episodes
1. Door Jam
7mThe dogs match wits with an automatic door.
2. Goldflipper
7mSecret Squirrel faces off with a mysterious villain.
3. Where's the Bone?
7mA search for a lost bone sends the dogs around the world.
4. Cornflakes
7mThe dogs pay a visit to Hollywood's farm and learn how to grow their own breakfast.
5. Greg
7mA vengeful gingerbread man is bent on creating a candy creature that will eat children.
6. Home is Where Your Head Is
7mThe big dog gets his head stuck in a hole in the fence.
7. Vegas Buffet
7mThe dogs hunt for a buffet.
8. Quark
7mA subatomic particle plans a revue.
9. Love in the Park
7mThe dogs meet a mechanical dog.
10. Show and Tell
7mKenny Fouler takes the dogs to school as his exhibit for show-and-tell.
11. Queen Bea
7mA lovesick queen bee decides to make Secret Squirrel her slave forever.
12. At the Drive-In
7mThe dogs go in search of food at a drive-in snack bar.
13. Space Dogs
7mThe dogs take an unscheduled flight aboard the space shuttle.
14. Hot Rodney
7mA speedy racer wants Secret Squirrel's car.
15. Pie in the Sky
7mThe dogs journet through a retail jungle looking for a rooftop restaurant.
16. A Quarter
7mThe dogs' quest for a quarter leads them through a quagmire of high finance.
17. Egg
7mSecret and Morocco must protect a rare egg.
18. Red
7mThe dogs get lost in the woods with Little Red Riding Hood.
19. Substitute Teacher
7mKenny Fouler's new substitute teacher turns out to be Hollywood.
20. Chameleon
7mAn art connoisseur has designs on stealing art.
21. Seeing Eye Dogs
7mThe dogs become Hollywood's seeing-eye dogs.
22. Spooks-A-Poppin'
7mThe dogs unearth a horrifying surprise while digging for buried bones.
23. Agent Penny
7mBudget cuts cause Secret to be fired and Penny to become the Chief's new top secret agent.
24. Sheep Dogs
7mThe dogs are hired as ranch hands by sheep rancher Hollywood.
25. Trash Day
7mTrash day finds the dogs at odds over an old toilet seat.
26. Scirocco Mole
7mWe meet the villainous Scirocco Mole and learn how Secret and Morocco Mole met.
27. Hollywood's Ark
7mHollywood brings the dogs aboard his ark for forty days and forty nights of disaster.
28. Family Values
7mThe dogs stumble upon a family barbecue where they are quickly adopted as pets.
29. Platypus
7mSecret, Morocco and the Chief's body parts get scrambled by a platypus' ray gun.
30. Red Strikes Back
7mThe dogs and Red meet the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel.
31. Stunt Dogs
7mThe dogs work as stunt doubles.
32. Doctor O
7mDr. O cuts off the sun's rays.
33. Return of Red
7mRed and the dogs find Granny's house.
34. Far-Out Friday
7mAn incident reverses personalities.
35. One Ton
7mSecret must stop a panda.
36. Let's Make a Right Price
7mThe dogs are game show contestants.
37. Cat!
7mPanic strikes when a small cat comes between the dogs.
38. Voodoo Goat
7mSecret matches wits (and dolls) with a Voodoo Goat.
39. Love Doctors
7mThe dogs guide Kenny Fouler through his first romance.
Cast
Brad Garrett
The Big Dog (voice)
Mark Schiff
The Little Dog (voice)
Brian Cummings
Hollywood (voice)
